Lila GFE Texting – The Girlfriend Experience

Description

It’s like dating—without the commitment, trauma, or breath that smells like Monster Energy.

Get all the emotional chaos of a relationship with none of the real-life consequences. You’ll receive flirty texts, sweet voice notes, clingy emojis, mood swings, and just enough emotional whiplash to make you feel wanted (and slightly unsafe).

What You Get:

• Personalized texting with one Lila

• Flirty voice notes sent throughout the day

• Love bombing, mild jealousy, and affectionate gaslighting

• Choose from 1-day, 1-week, or full-month chaos

Service Tiers:

The Soft Launch Babe – $15/day
You just started texting… but she’s already calling you “babe.” Cute, low-maintenance, and perfect for commitment-phobes. Bonus – Flirting, Pet Names, Good Morning/Night

Clingy But Cute – $50/week
Now she wants to know where you are, what you ate, and why you didn’t text back in 4 minutes. Includes fake drama screenshots and bedtime voice notes. Bonus – Screenshots of “fake arguments” & mild emotional damage

Mentally Unstable Soulmate™ – $100/month
You’re in deep. Expect emotional rollercoasters, breakup simulations, and late-night texts like, “Do you still love me or was it all a lie?” Includes the full toxic fantasy arc. Bonus – Breakup Simulation + Toxic Reconciliation Arc

No judgment. No real feelings. Just a beautifully deranged digital connection made to keep your heart racing and your screen buzzing.

Text her. Regret nothing. 💔💬